I'm sick and tired of "prop comic" James Veitch making a career out of what was essentially private correspondence so I'm cashing in. 

Tbh his whole "schtick" is getting a bit long in the tooth anyway. How long until people realise they're essentially watching a glorified slide show? And don't get me started on his pseudo-ironic-quasi-diffident "comic" persona. Buy this merchandise and support the true genius behind Veitch: me (Solmon Odonkoh).