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Dot Con (The Book)
Dot Con (The Book)
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Dot Con (The Book)

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"I can't believe I have been wasting my precious airtime with a MAD MAN like you. What a waste is this?

YOU ARE A TOTAL DISGRACE TO MANHOOD

GO F***K YOURSELF"

Solomon Odonkoh

The full, mostly unabridged, transcripts I had with scammers. You'll get through it in about an hour but what an hour you'll have. It's printed on really nice paper that I demanded the publishers use. That's probably why I haven't received the millions in royalties I was promised.*

Also: colour pictures. Bring it. Let's call them "colour plates" because that makes it sound like I've written Songs of Innocent and Experience instead of made up things and sent them to scammers. 

*I was not promised this.