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Lockdown! (The Game!)
Lockdown! (The Game!)
Lockdown! (The Game!)
Lockdown! (The Game!)
Lockdown! (The Game!)
Lockdown! (The Game!)
Lockdown! (The Game!)
Lockdown! (The Game!)
Lockdown! (The Game!)
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Lockdown! (The Game!)

Regular price £15.00 £0.00 Unit price per
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Deluxe Box Edition

One Lockdown printed card deck in a deluxe box that is 100% fun to open and close.

Or...

Standard Edition

One Lockdown printed card deck.

I made a video about a fictional game and then everyone asked so I made a kickstarter for the game and now I’m selling it here. It will be shipping v soon. This will not include the loo rolls or the wooden box because I would need sixty thousand and my mum can only make about a dozen a day.

There are loads of other cards that weren’t in the original video and lots of cool rules.

Despite a very busy schedule of Sin and missing my ex girlfriend, I’ve managed to make rules for it!

Yes yes, it may be one of those gimmick things that you end up tossing in a drawer.

Mind you, it could be one of those essential PIECES OF HISTORY that you treasure and grandchildren ask you about. I wouldn't know bc I am single and there are a series of things that need to happen in order for me to become a grandfather and, right now, we're staring into the abyss and the abyss is staring back saying quietly, "you will die alone."

The Reality

I may have ordered too many so I need everyone to "do" their "bit" and order seven.